...There are 5,ooo types of snakes - and 4,998 live in Texas.
...There are 10,000 types of spiders - 10,001 live in Texas! ...If it grows - it sticks. If it crawls - it bites. ...Nothing will kill a mesquite tree - or a 4 o'clock bush. ..."Onced" and "twiced" are words. ...It is NOT a shopping cart - it is a BUGGY. ...Fire ants consider your flesh a picnic. ...People actually grow and eat okra. ...Whenever the world ends - only cockroaches and mesquite trees (and don't forget 4 o'clock bushes) will survive. ..."Fixinto" is one word. ..."Backards and forards" means that I know everything about ya'. ...You work till you are done, or till it is too dark to see. ...The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. ..."Gimme som sugar" does not mean pass the sugar bowl! ...How good a cold Grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store, while sitting in the sun on the tailgate of a pickup. ...Real gravy does not come from a store. ...Where "by and by" is. ...The difference between "pert near" and a "right fur piece". ...Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers. ...People walk slower here. ...What a "mess" is. ....At least one kinfolk named "Bubba" or "Bo". ...That a good lock keeps most people honest. ...Sees no good reason to end a lot of words with the letter "g". ...When Momma says frog - you better be jumpin'! ...You can always make room for one or two more at the supper table. ...That peanuts in your coke are gooooooood!!! ...That "ain't" is a perfectly acceptable word. ...That Moon Pies and a R.C. Cola are the perfect ending to ANY day. ...We are from "God's Country"!!! God Bless TEXAS!!!
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